So. You know that Jennifer Aniston is dating Justin Theroux. Did you know that Justin Theroux just ended is 14 year relationship with his girlfriend, Heidi Bivens? As in: She moved out over the weekend. Hence a headline insinuating that Jen is a “homewrecker.” Bivens is “devastated,” and the column at the link is sure to point out that Jen did this even though she called Angelina “uncool” for getting with Brad Pitt. Question: Better a homewrecker than a lonely spinster? [Page Six, Daily Mail]
Mary-Kate Olsen is not dating Kanye West, says MK’s rep. Well, yeah. Making out in a club isn’t dating. Duh. [Contact Music]
Oh là là, sacré bleu: Pippa Middleton might move to France. [Contact Music]
Christina Hendricks claims that Joan Holloway was not written as a sexy character. “When we did the pilot, that was not something that we discussed as a trait for Joan. This is something that’s developed as a combination of the costuming on the show, the hair and makeup, my portrayal of the role, and Matt’s writing… It all kind of came together and that became much more of a focus later. It was just something the audience brought attention to.” [Digital Spy]
BTW, Christina Hendricks says January Jones is “gonna rock” as a mom. [People]
- Whoa, Game Of Thrones star Sean Bean is tough as Ned Stark in real life! [Daily Mail]
- Are Jessica Biel and Colin Farrell hooking up? [Yeeeah]
- Nikki Reed has gotten fiancé Paul McDonald‘s first name tattooed between her fingers. He, in turn, has gotten her first name inked on his finger as well. Romantic! But remember these two words, kids: “Wino Forever.” [Daily Mail]
- Sarah Jessica Parker was either super sweet or a total bitch when she showed up for jury duty at Manhattan federal court yesterday. Depends on whom you ask. [Page Six]
- Charlie Sheen is in “deep negotiations” to star in a new sitcom. Hopefully it’s about a guy who claims to be winning while clearly losing. Bonus plot twist: In the end, no one cares. [London Evening Standard]
- If you live in L.A., keep an eye out for Olivia Wilde changing clothes in her car. [Just Jared]
- A girl named LeslieTaylor had the best Sweet 16 ever: Jay-Z and Kanye West showed up. [Rap-Up]
- Uh, Hugh Hefner thinks Kate Middleton would have made a great Playboy bunny. [NYDN]
- “Fran Drescher: My Gay Ex-Husband Is My Best Friend.” [People]
- Turtle lost weight. [Raadar Online]
- OMG. Liza Minelli yard sale! [Page Six]
- If you have a list of places you’d like to go before you die, go ahead and add Club Silencio in Paris. Designed by David Lynch, the nightclub is based on the fictional venue in Mulholland Drive. Freaky! Opens in September. [Contact Music]
- An update on Clarence Clemons: “Yesterday, it did not look good at all. Today… miracles are happening. His vital signs are improving. He’s responsive. His eyes are welling up when we’re talking to him. He was paralyzed on his left side, but now he’s squeezing with his left hand. This is the best news we’ve heard since [the stroke] happened – it’s nothing short of miraculous. The next five days will still be critical. But he’s a fighter.” [Radar Online]
- Lady Gaga Tweeted: “Little monsters, my very close friend + musician on The Edge of Glory, Clarence Clemons is very sick. Can we all make some get well videos?” [Just Jared]
- I don’t think this is Lady Gaga without makeup, but I do think it is Lady Gaga with very little makeup. In any case, she looks lovely. Natürlich! [The Life Files]
- “I think Lady Gaga, as an artist you know, she’s undeniable. That was one of them things where sometimes I get a joke in my head and I kinda want to share it with the world, you know what I’m saying. So it was just one of them things man, and it’s you know it’s all in fun, its hip-hop.” — Eminem doesn’t really think that Lady Gaga has a penis. [Contact Music]