Finally, the political world can exhale — after months of anticipation, former adult film star Jenna Jameson has announced who she will be voting for in this November's Presidential election: former Massachusetts governor, possibly non-taxpaying rich cartoon dad Mittens Romney. But her reasoning behind her choice is not what you might think.
Despite the fact that Jameson has ostensibly benefitted immensely from the availability of birth control and low cost STD testing in her line of work and the fact that her entire porn library would be blocked by porn filters Mitt Romney says should be installed on every American computer, Jameson's not concerned about either of those things. In fact, her reasons for backing Mitt are entirely economical. According to the New York Daily News,
I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson told a KCBS-TV reporter, champagne in hand. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office.
While Mitt will surely appreciate the celebrity endorsement (a Jameson endorsement is much cooler and sexier to the youths than, say, a Ben Stein endorsement), he likely will not appreciate the fact that Jameson's perception of him is exactly what Mitt Romney wants the American middle class not to believe — that he's a rich guy who will promote the interest of champagne swilling rich people who only care about money.
The Obama campaign should send her a Thank You pie or something.