Jackie Collins Talks Golden Showers On RuPaul's Drag Race

Last night’s episode involved a book-related challenge, and authors Gigi Levangie Grazer and Jackie Motherfucking Collins were guest judges!

For the mini-challenge, the queens had to read each other. “Reading” is an age-old tradition, kind of like snaps or “yo mamma” jokes. Jujubee was especially adept at reading her castmates; bonus points for creative use of the reading glasses. She won!

Juju is quickly becoming my favorite; oodles of brains, humor and beauty. How do you say fierce in Laotian?!

The main challenge had many parts: The queens had to write an autobiography; come up with a name for the book; do a photo shoot for the cover; design the cover; and participate in a “via satellite” interview, remembering to mention the name of the book and Absolut vodka’s new flavor.

The judges were really tough on Pandora Boxx, but she held her own.

The judges were also very tough on Jessica Wild. Jackie Collins said: “If you don’t know what a golden shower is, that’s very naive.” Or maybe English is not her first language, hello?!

Raven won this challenge, while Jessica Wild and Tatianna were in the bottom two. Sadly, Jessica Wild had to sashay away. I love the way “I’m a winner” sounds like “I’m a wiener.” ¡Amamos a todos Puerto Rico!

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