The sandwich that is ready to meet all of your "emergency food storage needs" is finally here!

Mark One Foods has taken the liberty of giving people what they want —and in this case, what they want is a "quick & tasty" hot dog bun, fast food packets of jam and peanut butter, and a Laffy Taffy thrown in for kicks — or, possibly, as your ‘dessert'.


Someone please write a snappy theme song for this product immediately so that the children of future generations may bond over its existence as soon as they reach their jaded 20s.

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