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It's A Jungle Out There

Illustration for article titled Its A Jungle Out There

[Berlin, April 15. Image via Flynet]

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"Me, I keep healthy. I take seven showers a day to keep clean, also because I'm so vulgarly referred to as "outdoors-y." Well, I'm not "outdoors-y," I'm athletic. I sweat! There it is, now we both know the sordid truth: I sweat, and you're deaf. Aren't we a fine pair of misfits?"