It Truly Is a 'Scary Time' for Boys

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Lynzy Lab, a dance teacher at Texas State University, recently went viral with her hit “Scary Time”—a revision of some dumb shit the president said. In honor of International Day of the Girl, Jimmy Kimmel invited her onto his show Thursday night to perform said song.


He introduced her with:

“My wife will say, ‘You don’t know what it’s like to be a woman.’ And I always go, ‘Ughwouwsdl,’ but until I started hearing these stories, I really didn’t know what it’s like to be a woman.”

Who is gonna break it to him? Who will show him what it feels like for a girl? Lynzy Lab and a chorus of women, who serve to only enhance her message.  Take it away. 

URL: Senior Writer, Jezebel. IRL: Author of the very good book 'LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands from NKOTB to BTS,' out now.



I’m absolutely sobbing. I keep hearing how these “false accusations” are capable of ruining men’s lives. You know what ruins lives? Being raped.