Is Kate Moss Dating the Director of Love Actually's 18-Year-Old Son? Maybe!

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This rumor really came out of nowhere. Oh wait, no, it came out of England. So after separating from her husband, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss apparently began dating Nikolai von Bismarck, the 28-year-old son of her friend, Countess Debonnaire von Bismarck. But that’s over!

Moss has reportedly moved on to the even younger son of another close friend, Love Actually director Richard Curtis. The man’s name is Jake Curtis, he’s 18 years old, and he’s been spotted “zooming around the country lanes with Kate in a vintage MG Midget.”

Writes The Daily Mail:

While the handsome young man responded to questions about his relationship with Kate with a simple ‘No comment’, his sister, Scarlett, wasn’t quite so discreet.

The 20-year-old posted on Facebook: ‘They say gap years are all about finding yourself, about discovering who you really are, and it appears Jake Curtis has finally found his true self...’

Apparently teasing her brother that he has turned into Kate’s replacement boyfriend, she added: ‘Count Nikolai von Bismarck it’s a pleasure to welcome you to the family...’


I don’t know what to make of any of this, so I’m just going to believe it. Entirely.

[Daily Mail]

Court documents released this week have revealed how much actress Amber Heard made last year. Though they have little to do with her claims against estranged husband Johnny Depp, the figures offer some interesting insight into the finances of a working actor in Hollywood. Heard was in two movies last year—one of which won some Oscars—and yet her heftiest check came from Tiffany, a brand I didn’t even know she endorsed.

Writes People:

Heard earned a total of $259,876 in 2015 from projects such as The Danish Girl, which paid her $31,112 and Paranoia for which she earned $45,314. She also received paychecks from high-end companies Tiffany ($120,000) and Bulgari ($50,000).


After various expenses like car payments and union fees, Heard reportedly took home $51,461 in 2015. She has asked for $50,000 a month in spousal support—a number that Depp has asked a judge to deny.


Here are some names that are reportedly in the Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss’s little black book (actually it’s a “28-page red Gucci planner”), according to Radar Online:

  • Johnny Depp
  • George Lucas
  • Hugh Hefner
  • Billy Idol
  • Robert Shapiro
  • Robert Evans
  • Sean Penn
  • Nicolas Cage

Alongside the handwritten names, Fleiss took note of their “sexual fetishes.” And, based on the list above, I have no interest in reading them.


[Radar Online]

  • Megan Fox’s unborn baby told her to move. Like, houses. It told her to move to a different neighborhood. [People]
  • Jane Fonda does not fear death. [Celebitchy]
  • Charlize Theron hosted a baby shower for Emily Blunt and you weren’t invited. [Celebitchy]
  • Salma Hayek on sex: “If it’s every day, it loses its charm.” [ONTD]
  • Here’s a photo of J Law and Aziz being friends. [People]

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If I knew someone named Countess Debonnaire Von Bismark, I would insist on calling her Debi just to be obnoxious.