Is Eva Longoria Parker Getting Divorced Or What?

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  • Earlier today, it was reported that Tony Parker had filed for divorce from Eva Longoria Parker in Texas. Her rep says the story "is 100% false," but she canceled an upcoming TV appearance with Anderson Cooper, so obviously something's up.
  • A court spokeswoman says no divorce papers were ever filed, but the situation must be serious if Eva passed up an opportunity to hang with the Silver Fox. [E!]
  • When asked about Prince William's engagement to Kate Middleton, Prince Charles said he's "thrilled" adding, "They've been practicing for long enough." [People]
  • Prince Harry chimes in: "It means I get a sister, which I have always wanted." [People]
  • Apparently there were reports that Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson would have a Christmas wedding, but a "Jessica insider" says it's "highly unlikely." [E!]
  • An extremely catty "friend" claims Jessica Simpson bought her own engagement ring (for shame!): "No way could Eric, who doesn't have a job at the moment, afford to purchase such an expensive ring... Yes, he made a little bit of money in the NFL and is from a wealthy family, but unless his parents helped him out, Jessica must have paid for it herself." [Popeater]
  • Leeza Gibbons picked the wrong day to announce her engagement to her boyfriend of two years. [People]
  • It seems that like Britney Spears' folks, Beyonce's parents may have reconciled. Tina and Matthew Knowles didn't show up for their divorce trial yesterday, so the judge dismissed the case. [TMZ]
  • Inferno director Matthew Wilder has been insisting that the film will star Lindsay Lohan, but now he says, "You know we have been through a lot with this project, and although she is still our number one choice - we do have a Plan B if she cannot film Inferno." [Radar]
  • Kal Penn is working for the White House again after quitting to film A Very Harold And Kumar Christmas. [N.Y. Mag]
  • Barbara Walters will attempt to make the Obamas cry in an interview that will air on the day after Thanksgiving. [AP]
  • Weird hookup of the day: Michael Phelps is dating Brittny Gastineau. [People]
  • Randy and Evi Quaid failed to show up for yet another court date today. They've forfeited an additional $1 million in bail. [Radar]
  • Someone broke into Danielle Staub's house over the weekend. She moved out months ago and the house was empty. [Radar]
  • Ugh. There are only six episodes in the first season of The Walking Dead and we'll have to wait until October for the next 13. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Check out Adele's new single "Rolling In The Deep." [N. Y. Mag]
  • Max Adler, who plays the bully on Glee filmed an It Gets Better video in which he tells kids, "You do not deserve to be bullied at all." [N.Y. Mag]
  • Glee's Chord Overstreet responded to the rumor that he turned down Playgirl saying, "I'm playing high school... I'm not one to flash my business. It's a little racy." [People]
  • Finally, some good news on the long-awaited Arrested Development movie: Jeffrey Tambor says, "I know there is an idea kind of circulating, but everybody is on board and probably by next year at this time we'll be in it." [Hollywood Life]


Ugggggh... Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo was hands down the most painful movie I've ever had to sit through. And I saw it when I was still a college student with a particular fondness for "H&K go to White Castle" and... eating sandwiches.

Kal Penn, I've seen you in "The Namesake." I know you have it in you to be in a good movie. Why are you doing this???