Ireland Baldwin Is Not Her Mom: 'I Have a Booty, She Has a Thigh Gap'
LatestIreland Baldwin is 6’2″, 17 years old, and in possession of both a Twitter account and a modeling contract, which makes her the target of a lot of negative talk about her body. Baldwin just wrote a fairly touching cri de cœur about modeling, body-snarking in the media, particularly social media, and being referred to only in the context of her parents (Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, duh).
Baldwin finds she is physically compared (often unfavorably) to her mother and endlessly blamed for (or reminded of) her father’s past remarks — especially the “thoughtless little pig” thing. Which thoughtless people apparently remind her of with thoughtless frequency. She wrote on her Tumblr:
Of course I get those comments about how I am too fat to model, how I am not model material, how I am an unattractive girl, how I am too tall, etc. I understand. I don’t look as glamourous as Rosie Huntington Whitely when leaving the gym. I’m actually really sweaty. Like really sweaty. I understand that I am not a size .008. What I don’t fully understand, is what is the good in commenting on a photo of a 17 year old girl and calling her fat, ugly, etc? Is that helping you in some way? I’m confused. I know girls tend to have nasty things to say about other girls and judging the looks of other girls is only human of us all, but putting that out there is hateful and unhealthy.
I also get compared to my Mom quite a bit and this is where I bridge into the point of this whole post. I AM NOT MY PARENTS. My mom is one of the most beautiful woman in the world. She is 5’9, I am 6’2. She is petite and fragile, and I am fit and…. more to love tehe. I have a booty, she has a thigh gap. As she emerged from her teen years, she developed an angular face and striking cheekbones. I am still a teen making my way out of my awkward phase. I am still trying to figure this whole thing out.
Just like almost all of you, my Dad has made some mistakes in the past. He has spoken out of place, he has let his temper get the best of him, and he has reacted towards things in ways he shouldn’t have. I get hateful replies and threats regarding mistakes of my Dad’s past. This isn’t fair.
I am proud to be my parent’s [sic] daughter, but I don’t want to forever be known as “that rude thoughtless little pig” or “Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger’s kid.” I have passions and interests of my own that I want to soon give life to…Before sending hateful replies and emails, consider all of this. Talk to me! I am friendly. I do not think I am better than anyone.
Baldwin is signed to the agency IMG.
Beyoncé nabbed her third Vogue cover for the year so far. The singer graces the May issue of Vogue India. The photo is an outtake from her American Vogue cover shoot. [FBD]
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Until May 12, the Prada flagship store in New York City is displaying a number of the costumes that the brand made for the Great Gatsby film. [Racked]
Meanwhile, Brooks Brothers, which worked on men’s costumes for the film with costume designer Catherine Martin, says that its Great Gatsby tie-in collection is selling better than it anticipated. [WWD]
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