Every cat owner (who's being honest with him or herself) reaches a point in their cat stewardship when they lock eyes with their cat and realize that the animal's keen intelligence is actually a trick perpetrated by a pair of sharp, steady eyes that only seem engaged. Really, those eyes are sharp and steady because cats are constantly on the lookout for something to murder, not unlike a velociraptor. Also not unlike a velociraptor, the cat in this video has learned how to open doors, so good luck sleeping from now until Halloween because there's an insane murder-cat on the loose, abetted by a dog that's just happy to be going places and doesn't even know what a patsy is.

via Laughing Squid