At last night’s Time 100 gala, People chatted with Ina Garten about the piece Taylor Swift wrote about her for the Most Influential People issue.
“She’s incredibly busy and incredibly in-demand, that she’d take the time to write about me, it meant that she thought that we had a special relationship, which I feel we do. It’s nice. It was very nice.”
Nice! Good. Ina continued.
“She said she makes my mustard-roasted fish all the time, so that’s nice.”
You cannot call a friend ‘nice’ unless they write about you in Time’s 100 Most Influential People issue and/or make your recipe for mustard-roasted fish “all the time.” A person who does not do both of those things is not your friend. A person who does not do both of those things is your enemy.
[ People]
Speaking of weird celebrity friendships on full display at last night’s Time 100 gala, Martha Stewart hung out with Kim Kardashian. This isn’t completely bizarre, as Martha wrote Kim’s entry in the Time 100 last week, but it was fun to hear her divulge a little more about their relationship.
“I think Kim is amazing. She’s made a career — as a lot of celebrities have — of breaking into the lifestyle business. She’s got that part of me up her sleeve!”
Kim’s book of selfies isn’t exactly Martha’s book of one pot meals, but OK! Glad they’re friends.
[ Us Weekly]
Don’t think I’m finished with the celebrity friendships today! You know what other two famous people used to be friends? Russell Crowe and Michael Jackson! OK, maybe they weren’t friends friends, but they did talk to each other on the phone a lot! Or, at least one of them did the talking.
“I never met him. I never shook his hand or anything...But he would just call me every now and then, put on one of his funny voices, and then as soon as he kind of got concerned though, you know, he’d go, ‘oh, don’t worry, Russell. It’s only Michael.’’
It’s only Michael. It’s only Michael.
[ Daily Mail]
A woman who made Hillary Clinton cry in 2008 thinks she should be president in 2016. [People]
Azealia Banks and Jesse Bradford look pretty cute together! [Instagram]
Blake Lively has never seen Star Wars. [PopSugar]
One of the teen moms who is no longer a teen is probably divorcing her husband who is no longer a teen. [RadarOnline]
Zooey Deschanel is not nor has she ever been “adorkable,” claims Zooey Deschanel. [Dlisted]
Lip-Sync Battle is getting a second season because Jimmy Fallon hasn’t run out of favors to call in. [Deadline]
Bai Ling wished Jack Nicholson a happy birthday in the most Bai Ling way possible. [Facebook]
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson “just found out about” the Full House reboot. [Us Weekly]
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DISCUSSION
Holy shit. Such unintentional(?) shade on Gwyneth and Goop. Martha is a shade queen. It cannot be said enough. She is a goddess. And she’s got prison cred! Haha I find her whole character so amusing. She gives no fucks. She should hook up with Rihanna one day. I think that would be an amazing friendship right there. Forget Blake Martha and call Rih.
I’ve never seen Star Wars. Blake and I are polar twins!