The cast of In the Heights is composed entirely of extremely beautiful, swaggy people. This much we know for certain. But what we could not have known until the film’s yellow carpet premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival was the utter amount of drip this cast had been withholding from its adoring public. And to top it all off, they had the nerve to look like walking art installations while posing in front of cans of Bustelo, the greatest coffee on planet earth. Someone pick my jaw up from the floor because I am deceased and my ghost is writing this.
