When you think Lindsay Lohan, you think professionalism, so it's a bit surprising that she didn't show up to a taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show to unveil the Playboy cover everyone has already seen. Lindsay's rep says she had a "travel-related issue," which could happen to anyone, but you'd think that after missing multiple court dates, you'd learn to give yourself wiggle room rather than planning to return from a Hawaiian vacation hours before a big TV appearance. The Ellen guest spot was booked two months ago as part of Lindsay's contract with the magazine. She's also due in court tomorrow, and her rep says she plans to be there. "Lindsay had a travel-related issue arise that took a few hours to sort out," he says. "It has been resolved and she will be back in Los Angeles in time for her court appearance." [LAT]

You might have seen the photo of this "DRAKE" tattoo going around and Vice has an amazing interview with Kevin Campbell, the tattoo artist, who confirms that it's real and says, "she acted as if she had planned it out for a while, but I'm not really sure how much extended coherent thought could actually go into getting such a stupid tattoo on your forehead." Campbell also shares these wise words: "My whole deal with people wanting completely outrageous and potentially life-ruining tattoos is this: I'll ask them three times if they really think it's a good idea, I tell them what the potential consequences of getting a tattoo on their face might be, and after that, the bad decision is on them. I believe that people get the tattoos that they deserve." [Vice]


Here's your first look at the Great Gatsby remake. Is it just me or does this look like it could be a still from a (far superior) version of New Year's Eve? [The Insider]


Were you aware that some Hollywood starlets like to have bags jammed in their chest to make their breasts look bigger? A "trio of experts" says Miley Cyrus is now among them. [Radar]
Miley Tweeted in response, "Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!" [Radar]

  • While initially Brooke Mueller's rep said she was seeking out "a different approach to deal with her addiction," she's now decided to go the traditional route, and checked herself into a long-term in-patient treatment center. [Access Hollywood]
  • "After years of being steered in the wrong direction by bribed concierges, biased opinions and just plain bad suggestions," Gwyneth Paltrow has had enough, so she's created a Goop app for the iPhone. Finally you can eat at the "more affordable" NYC restaurants where Gwyneth's limo drives dines. [N.Y. Mag]
  • Prince William and the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton will do some charity work in the next two weeks then spend Christmas with the rest of the royals at Sandringham, the Queen's home. [People]
  • When asked how Khloe Kardashian will look in Maverick colors Lamar Odom said, "Khloé looks great in everything." I still can't get over that the pair who started dating and got married in the same month are the most stable and likable couple of the bunch. [E!]
  • Radar is asking if it's possible that some Kris Humphries cheating scandal was just a set-up by E! cameras. The folks at Radar just found out Santa isn't real, so we're not going to fill them in on the truth about Kim and Kourtney Take New York. [Radar]
  • Courtney Stodden shot a Funny or Die video that will be posted later this week. She says, "Not only am I a singer and an actress, I also love to do comedy." We noticed. [Radar]
  • I just realized that this season of Glee has been fairly light on Mr. Schue and his preachiness/uncomfortable rapping, but Matthew Morrison says there will be plenty of Will in the second half of the season: "When we come back from the break after the holidays it's going to be a lot of Will and a lot of really great storylines. It's already out there that the next episode is called 'Proposal,' and there's going to be a proposal in a way you've never seen or could have ever imagined in your life." [E!]