In an appearance on Hot Ones—“the show with hot questions and even hotter wings”—on Thursday, Chrissy Teigen beamed warmth and patience at some of her hornier fans.
Per E! News, Teigen was asked what she thought about she and husband John Legend “topping a poll” of celebrity couples people would most like to have a threesome with. She responded, “I love that!”
She continued that she believes this means she and Legend “project this sexiness that we don’t really have.” She said this while sucking on an ice cube, because she had just ingested some very spicy wing sauce. I’m just trying to set the scene. What’s important is still that Teigen is far too generous and deserves more than having her palate blown out so badly she needs medial assistance.
Finally, I am leaving this tweet here…to foster debate more debate about heat!
[E! News]
I know you’re dying to purchase an honest-to-god Judge Judy face serum, but for this you will need an abundance of caution!
DISCUSSION
In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.