In a Totally Out of Character Move, Kanye West Delays Flight

Kanye West wears so many hats: musical mastermind, Mr. Kardashian, Yeezus and most recently, that rich asshole who ruins things for everybody.

On Tuesday, West was scheduled to be on a Finnair flight from Paris to Helsinki at 7:35 a.m. Instead of being there at 7:35 a.m., a source tells Page Six that the rapper took his sweet ass time while all the other passengers waited:

“The whole flight was waiting on one of those buses that ferries passengers from the gate to the plane. Kanye and his assistant boarded in a huff,” our source says. “The assistant sprinted to the bus from the gate with all of the travel documents, while Kanye walked casually behind him. They did not apologize for keeping everyone.”

The source, who I hope wasn’t a flight attendant or someone necessarily to the flight because they sure spent a lot of time staring at Kanye West, also reported that Kanye refused to take a photo with a couple who asked for a photo as they were boarding the plane.

Uh, I’m with Kanye on that one. Off the top of my head, I can only think of six things that might be more annoying than boarding an airplane and one of those getting off an airplane. Nobody wants to wait around for you to take a selfie with Kanye West especially have he’s already delayed that exact flight.

Kanye apparently spent the rest of the flight scrolling through images of a “nearly nude” woman who could have been Kim Kardashian or could have been literally any other dark-haired woman on the planet who Kanye could obtain nude photos of.

According to Page Six, his rep did not return a request for comment, because I assume they were thinking: “umm, duh, have you met Kanye West?”