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First of all, I will obviously mistake several non-Oscar-winners for Daniel Day-Lewis as I commute in the coming days.

Second, and more importantly, what should we make of this new information? Maybe it will finally give us, as a culture, permission to ditch our “smart” phones that track us and shrink our attention spans to the size of a—wait, do flip phones even get cell reception underground?

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Finally, I wonder what Daniel Day-Lewis was late for.