Maybe I’m just a bitter, close-minded crow who will eventually die slumped over a butter churn, but I really fucking hate it when food masquerades as other food. Ergo, I hate this alleged “sushi donut” trend. Hate it!

I think this bizarre pathology originally fomented the first time I laid eyes on a cake meant to resemble a cheeseburger. Is it a cake or is it a god damn cheeseburger? How are my taste buds supposed to react to this witchcraft?

Other things I hate:

  • When people anthropomorphize animals
  • Corn
  • Sushi donuts, still.


[h/t Mashable]