I'm So Proud of This Bitch

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A beautiful bitch named Bailey gave birth to 19 African Boerboel puppies in April, and I haven’t been this inspired by a dog since Air Bud scored the winning shot and helped keep a family together.

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The proud mama delivered most of her puppies via C-section (two have unfortunately died in the five weeks since being born), and was assisted by a heroic “multidisciplinary team of faculty veterinarians” at the Auburn University College of Veterinary Medicine.

Look at these talented women posing with Queen Bitch!

I Don’t Know How They Do It
I Don’t Know How They Do It
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Uh oh, it’s feeding time!

Aw it’s like Gawker Media on our monthly free lunch day.
Aw it’s like Gawker Media on our monthly free lunch day.

“I know her,” said this puppy:

“I love you, Sparkle. I mean Buster. I mean Dolly. I mean Betty. I mean Henry. I mean Sally. I mean...”
“I love you, Sparkle. I mean Buster. I mean Dolly. I mean Betty. I mean Henry. I mean Sally. I mean...”
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And here are the happy siblings hanging out together!

These brothers and sisters get along so well because they’re still deaf and blind!
These brothers and sisters get along so well because they’re still deaf and blind!
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Auburn reports that “all of the puppies and mom are thriving with owners.” After we asked whether or not she’s planning on having more children, Bailey just looked at us with her wide, exhausted eyes and panted.


Images via Auburn University.

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

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DISCUSSION

Can I be *that bitch* and say please spay and neuter your dogs? There are enough getting killed in shelters every day with zero health or behavior problems; cities just don’t have the money or space to care for homeless dogs. I knew someone who worked for animal control for about a day. His job was to push a wheel barrel full of dead dogs to the incinerator.

Pregnant mamma who started lactating? Euthanized.

Healthy, friendly adult chihuahua mix after two weeks on the adoption list? Euthanized.

Healthy, friendly adult pit bull after three (let’s be real, usually zero) days on the adoption list? Euthanized.

Those puppies are pretty cute tho. If you want one, please don’t buy them. Just go to your local rescue group or animal control. They always have puppies looking for homes.