"I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"

Why is it not shocking that VH1’s new “douchebag tells hard truths to blowsy women” reality show comes from the producers of He’s Just Not That Into You?

Videogum presents a summary of the show, via VH1’s blog, a summary that includes this line: "[Matchmaker Steven Ward] has the guts to tell women not what they want to hear, but what they need to hear in order to find love."

Allegedly “one of the most successful matchmakers” in America, Steve takes a bunch of “desperate, single” reality stock dames and dumps them in a mansion for a “Tough Love Boot Camp.” Cue tears, laughter, electric shocks when the women bring up their exes on dates, learning, and, naturally, the obligatory catfighting and hot tub makeout sessions! In the immortal words of one VH1 commenter, “Let’s play a drinking game with this show! Every time it’s on, smash me in the face with a beer bottle until I lose consciousness.”