If, like many people, you believe former rapper Iggy Azalea must suck Britney Spears’s asshole 24/7 to be her friend, you’re wrong. I don’t wanna hear your argument, either, so don’t even try! Iggy Azalea does not have to suck Britney Spears’s asshole 24/7 to be her friend, and she made that perfectly clear in a series of “factual” comments posted on Twitter Sunday.
It all started when an Iggy stan called “Pretty Girls” the “summer anthem of 2015” (immediately after describing it as having “flopped a little bit”):
There are actually a few good nuggets of wisdom in Iggy’s responses. “It’s difficult to send a song up the charts without additional promo and TV performances.” True! “You need content to compete in 2015.” True again! But when media outlets began interpreting the pair of tweets as Britney shade, Iggy shared another fun fact:
Sure, Iggy Azalea kinda sorta called Britney Spears responsible for the floppage of “Pretty Girls,” and yeah, she doesn’t suck the woman’s asshole 24/7—but that does not mean they aren’t still friends. She does not need suck her asshole 24/7! Only 12/4. Maybe.
Or, like, 3/3!
Maybe 1/1 is enough.
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