"If Vogue Gave Your Forty-Year-Old Sister-In-Law A Makeover."

Did Tina Fey have anything to do with the Vogue letter just sent in her name to promote her cover? In any case, someone in marketing is about to have a rough day. That's G-A-B-B-A-N-A, as in "Dolce, advertiser."

Also: Halley's Comet, Mount Saint Helens. But you can't wear those.

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