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If Only Your Breasts Were Poets

Illustration for article titled If Only Your Breasts Were Poets

In this (censored) ad for the Dutch magazine Pink Ribbon, which benefits a breast cancer foundation, one breast writes an ode to her BFF, the other breast. Why? Because we clearly can't talk about breast cancer without anthropomorphizing boobs. [AdRants]


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I shouldn't be able to masturbate to an ad related to cancer. This should be written into law.