If Jane Goodall Doesn't Think the World Is Ending, Maybe We Shouldn't Either
LatestAntarctica is melting and permafrost is thawing and storm after storm has been ravaging millions of people’s homes while powerful people deny that any change in our planet’s climate is occurring. I fear it will get so bad that I’ll look back with nostalgia on this anxiety, yearning for a time when all of this doom was in the abstract while I slowly die of thirst. It may sound trite, then, to respond so readily to a benevolent message of hope, but if legendary primatologist Jane Goodall thinks there’s still a “window of time” in which “nature can win if we give her a chance,” then damn it, I’m inclined to cling to that hope like a chimp on his mom’s back.
Goodall shared her message of hope with me last week at the Whitby Hotel, where she was promoting her new MasterClass, for which people can pay $90 to watch six hours of lectures about conservation, as well as chimpanzees, the animals that Goodall, 83, made her name studying.
Goodall is a soothing presence, with a polite British accent that gently trills high enough when she’s being particularly emphatic to sound falsetto. You can feel her whisking away whenever she discusses her groundbreaking work studying chimps at the Gombe Stream National Park in Tanzania, starting in 1960. “I miss the forest, I miss the life. They were the best days,” she told me with such yearning that I could almost feel a flashback sequence starting. At the MasterClass premiere event, she told a few stories about the chimps she studied—the chimps whose personalities were so apparent to her, she simply couldn’t pretend that she wasn’t in the presence of sentient individuals, even though science at the time forbade such interpretation of animals and their behavior.
At the event, Goodall referred to David Greybeard, the chimp whose use of a stick to fish for termites led to Goodall’s first breakthrough that humans were not not the only animals who used tools (a former supposedly distinguishing quality), as “my beloved David Greybeard, that handsome chimpanzee.” She also told a story about Flo, a chimp who was at least 50 when Goodall started observing her. She referred to Flo as “the sexiest female [chimp] in all the years that we’ve ever known” and described documenting 52 matings one day when Flo was in estrus. “The young ones would find it difficult to get in with the others, so they would go behind a bush and shake a little twig, and if she noticed and the other males were occupied by hunting or something, then she would sneak off for another little illicit mate,” Goodall explained. “She was just amazing!”
Goodall is so sharp that she will often answer questions before they can be fully asked. She projects at once a serenity and an unwillingness to suffer foolishness. I found her mesmerizing. An edited and condensed transcript of our conversation is below.
Just doctor. Not dame. Dame to me is a man dressed up as a woman in pantomime.
What are your goals with this MasterClass?
The goal is to spread a message that I’m spreading anyway, but to spread it where I [can’t be]. I can’t be more places than I am. I’m 300 days a year on the road, and so being able to share the ideas that I’ve developed during 80 years on this planet with people in many different countries, and especially this one is obviously a good thing to do.
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