There’s a new Jenny Slate profile, and it’s very horny—or at least it mentions the words “horny” and “horniness” a lot. (Seventeen times, to be exact.) Does that make it horny? Is talking about a thing the same thing as being the thing itself? I’m reminded of the classic Christina Aguilera film Burlesque, which showcased very little burlesque, despite being titled Burlesque and featuring an entire song demanding that the listener “show me how you burlesque.” Really, it was a movie about cabaret performers, but they couldn’t call it Cabaret because Cabaret exists so they went with Burlesque, even though it’s not so much a movie about burlesque as it is a movie about people talking about burlesque. Do you see where I’m going with this? I don’t. Let’s just say the profile is horny.