If someone accompanies you to the pizzeria and says they don’t want pizza, there is a 99.999% chance they are lying.
De’ja Davis took her boyfriend Dee Breezy with her to the pizza shop, and he said he didn’t want anything. As soon as the plate landed he tore off a chunk and shoved it in his lying mouth. Then he had the balls to record and share her righteous anger about it. You think that’s funny, Breezy? You are wrong. You are rude.
Everyone lies about pizza, and I am as sick of it as this lady. When you order pizza delivery in a big group, and only a couple people say they want it, order twice as much. When that pizza shows up, people are gonna be on it like flies on the body of a pizza pie. Admit what you want, pizza thieves, and we can make peace (of pizza)!
Her boyfriend, of course, is just mocking Davis even more for her completely correct opinion that he is being an assbutt:
Unbelievable:
Thank goodness for this other dude though, because this is total gas lighting horse shit:
Okay. Doxxing is wrong, but if I had this dude’s address I’d be delivering anchovy pineapple slices to his apartment all night long.
DISCUSSION
Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.