How Was Your Week?

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Cry Time closes out a bad week. Long live Splinter.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Rudy Giuliani is a crime idiot. [New York Magazine]
  • Cardi still loves daddy Bernie and no heart attack will change that, bitch. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Jane Fonda was arrested at a climate protest in Washington, DC. [Variety]
  • Everyone hates Rand Paul, and they should!

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

Senior editor, Jezebel



I see Hamno is already doing freelance work for The Guardian:

Who is going to pick up all of the political work around here? Seems like an extremely inopportune time remove the only straight politics vertical on GMG.