How To Make A Heart-Shaped Egg

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Making your beloved a heart-shaped hardboiled egg is significantly less romantic than, say, giving her red roses. It also might be a rather unsubtle way of saying it's time to reproduce. Still, these eggs are pretty cute. You could also just stop at step four, and give your love a hardboiled butt.


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When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so my heart is the size of a barge!