How To Ask For A Raise: First, Wash Your Vagina

If you’re not getting ahead in your career, it’s probably because your crotch stinks.

As seen on Daily Kos, that’s the message in this promotional advertorial thingy from Woman’s Day magazine. (Click to enlarge.)

Yes, number one on the list of “How To Ask For A Raise,” is this advice:

It should start with your usual routine and all the things you do to feel your best, including showering with Summer’s Eve Feminine Wash or throwing a packet of Summer’s Ever Feminine Cleansing Cloths into your bag for a quick freshness pick-me-up during the day.

Now, we laugh at old-tymey Lysol douche ads, which seek to equate vaginal odor with shame and ostracization. But if we take a cue from Summer’s Eve, we haven’t come very far.

Anyways, the fact that they’re insinuating that confidence at work can be helped by douching is all the more weird when you consider tip number 7:

Want A Raise? Wash Your Vagina. [Daily Kos]