How the Hell Do You Even Write an X-Files Episode in 2018?
LatestA new season of The X-Files premieres tonight. For real though: How do you even begin to plot out a new season of The X-Files in 2018? Are Mulder and Scully just going to sit around queasily scrolling Twitter like the rest of us?
The X-Files premiered in 1993, an era which looks downright sunny in comparison to our current moment. But the show’s whole deal was always about suggesting there was something not-right waiting in the shadows and hey, turns out they weren’t wrong! Alien takeover conspiracy managed by government bureaucrats, gutting of the social safety net by career politicians masquerading as truth-telling oracles of the almighty free market—six of one, half dozen of the other. But how is The X-Files—which was based on the idea there were nefarious secrets lurking in our cultural peripheral vision—supposed to work when it’s all out in the open? Donald Trump is starting to make the Lone Gunmen look chill and normal, and the news cycle is so bonkers that the New York Times can drop a piece about a secretive Pentagon UFO program, making tantalizing reference to mysterious ALIEN ALLOYS, and everybody just shrugs and goes back to worrying about the nukes. The Cigarette Smoking Man now gives me Mad Men-style feelings of problematic nostalgia!
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