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The hot duck contains multitudes.

According to Manhattan Bird Alert, the “feisty” hot duck “chases down and nips at” other, bigger birds that get in his personal zone “or otherwise annoy him.” You might think it’s rude, but it’s actually inspiring. How can we appreciate his extravagant beauty when a bunch of pedestrian ugly ducklings are cramping his style? You cannot stifle such majesty.

He simply needs his space. Celebs, they’re just like us: