Holy Shit, Chris Martin Took His Kids to a Fast Food Restaurant
LatestShots fired in the conscious uncoupling of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin! While Our Lady of Divine Goop was across the country in New York City, Martin was spotted at a L.A. fast food restaurant feeding his children french fries. THE KIND THAT COMES OUT OF A DEEP FRYER.
A diner at Reddi Chick spotted the family and quickly reported the sighting to InTouch. (Thank you, brave, anonymous bystander — you are Abraham Zapruder of celebrity children).