If you're an elephant-riding conservative, last week was a very bad one: Our Democrat president was reelected and Republican rape experts were defeated pretty much across the board. Suffice it to say, GOP peeps are not partying in the least

But you, no doubt, are the bigger person. And for whatever reason, perhaps you even have a Republican in your life! This season, why not console (or, taunt, you bad winner you) with a timely gift? We're taking suggestions for are upcoming gift guide, so let's swap some ideas.