Black Friday Is Almost Here!
The Inventory team is rounding up deals you don’t want to miss, now through Cyber Monday. Click here to browse!

Hey Kids

Illustration for article titled Hey Kids

How did everyone's Take Your Daughters To Work Day go? (This woman doesn't believe in it.) Speaking of: We'd love to know what everyone thought of yesterday's Tweeting. Our take: Never. Again. [Penelope Trunk]


Share This Story

Get our newsletter



I loved it!

I had the ShortAuthorGirl with me all afternoon. I had to be very careful with my Jezebelling however - the child can read and I wasn't in the mood to answer the question: "Mommy? What do ASSHAT mean?"

She entertained the ever-lovin' shit out of some people I was on a conference call with. I'd prepared them beforehand, so one intrepid (read: ass kisser) employee asked her a direct question at the end of the call:

"So, ShortAuthorGirl, did you like being in a meeting with your mom?"

ShortAuthorGirl, with a world-weariness that only a 6 year old can convey, said: "Yeah. I ate a brownie so I be quiet. I like brownies, so..."

Afterward, I also had to explain to her that cloud computing was not computers made of actual clouds. That was a fun discussion.