Here's Your Totally Underwhelming Divergent Makeup Collection

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Do a happy dance makeup-obsessed Divergent fans (or Divergent-obsessed makeup fans)! There's a new makeup line, courtesy of Sephora for those of you who believe buying movie-themed makeup is a vitally important thing to do.

Judging by the photos, Divergent-themed makeup is just another way of saying "a costly array of neutral-toned products and also this dark blue eyeshadow." It's basically a glorified monochromatic palette packaged with the word DIVERGENT splashed all over. OK! Sounds good!

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I can't even lie. Even through my layers of snark and bitterness it's impossible to hide my growing interest in that nail polish kit. Of course, if this were a real makeup kit endorsed by Shailene Woodley, it would probably involve painting your nails using chewed up ginger root and coloring your lips with the tears of a woodpecker who you communed with under the last full moon.

Go contribute to the Hollywood marketing machine by buying the products here.

Images via Sephora.

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LizTaylorsEarrings

Wouldn't this be more interesting if they went all the way? So the neutral palette is for the that caste that does the politicking and wears grey (I can't remember now). CRAZY INTENSE COLOURS for the sect that the protagonist joins (oh god whycan't I remember any of them??). Earth greens and browns for the farmer people. Intense greys and blue for the smarty-pants sect.

There. Give me money.