Here's What Everyone's Saying About Pussygate

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What’s Twitter good for? Not much, except capturing the reactions of celebrities after they’ve watched the Republican nominee for president bragging about how he’s gonna grab some pussies, bruh, just pluck ‘em right off of womens’ bodies because that’s how life and anatomy works!

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Some tweets are obvious, some are packed with emojis, but...everyone’s famous, and everyone’s pissed. Please feel free to add any you’ve seen in the comments below.

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Because America is heavily invested in his opinion and he knows it, Stephen Colbert took a moment in his home study to assess the Trump Dump footage. After a little fumble with his headphones, Colbert got to the tape. He grimaces. He covers his mouth. He covers his eyes and sighs heavily. “Oh my goodness,” he says, repeatedly

“All the Tic Tacs in the world will not freshen his breath after this,” he declares.

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Samantha Bee won, though.

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Lady Gaga will be James Corden’s next Carpool Karaoke guest on The Late Late Show. The segment was apparently taped on Friday night and could air later this month.

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Gaga has certainly had a packed schedule recently, with the release of her fifth studio album, Joanne, set to debut on October 21. She’s also been very busy disrupting surly drinkers who just want to be left alone in the nation’s dive bars, ahem.

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[The Hollywood Reporter]


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My two posts on Facebook today: 1. If you are a woman, and you still plan to vote for Trump, you are an insult to every woman on this planet who has risked life and death to be treated as equal, respected, citizens free of violence, rape, degradation, enslavement, and servitude. You are a disgrace. If you are a father or mother of a daughter and you vote for Trump, be prepared to ask a lot of questions of why you voted for a candidate who committed sexual assault, bragged about it, cheated on all his wives and who has spent an eternity objectifying and degrading women. Let’s be clear here, you, along with every other racist bigot, misogynist, and hypocritical religious warrior, will be left in the dustbin of history as you have always been. The country has moved on without you and will continue to do so. You have embarrassed America the world over. Your hate is a sign of ignorance and a disgusting soul. So I’ll return the often used phrase dear to hypocritical right wingers...

You don’t like the country, get the hell out. We don’t want or need you. 2.Here’s the face of courage. Here’s the face of a saint. When the armed Taliban boarded her bus and asked, “Who is Malala,” as they had never seen her face, she stood up and said “I am,” knowing full well that if she didn’t, they would have murdered every girl on that bus. She stood up knowing she was going to die. She was shot in the head. She lived. This is the face of the youngest Nobel Peace Prize winner in history. This is the face of a once 15 year old girl who stood up to die for the “crime” of seeking an education. This is the face of a woman who has more guts and more courage than all you armchair warmongers out there with your phony support the troop bumperstickers, sitting around on Sundays trying to tell a black man he has no right to peacefully use his Constitutional right of free speech and thought to bring awareness to the daily murders of unarmed black men, while white men go into schools and theaters gunning down and murdering dozens and somehow end up being put in cuffs and led to jail with little more than a slight abrasion on their face. This is the face of a woman whose soul is intact, pure, and non negotiable. This is the face of a hero to all of us.