Here's Vin Diesel Singing Rihanna's 'Stay' and Making It Ten Times More Depressing

“Stay” is already a sad song, and Rihanna’s moody tub-soaking video (plus, imagining that it’s about Chris Brown) makes it seem even more tragic. But when what happens when Vin Diesel puts on a pair of ripped jeans, grabs a mic, stands in front of a blank wall and sings along to a projected image of the video? This is what happens: The fast and the furious becomes the slow and the serious. Dirge! As a YouTube commenter puts it, “Found my funeral music.”

Funny you’re the broken one but I’m the only one who needed saving, Vin.

[VH1 via VinBook]