These days, Jennifer Lopez doesn't often come off as a particularly interesting celebrity or performer. However, in this new interview with radio host Big Boy, J. Lo manages to talk about old, boring topics like her ass, whether or not she's a super diva and her ex-boyfriends, all while seeming pretty chill and funny.

Seriously, if there was ever a convincing argument the woman should only do video interviews from here on out, this would be it. When asked who she would save if she saw Ben Affleck and P. Diddy drowning in the ocean and could only help one, Lopez said, "I'd let both those mutherfuckers drown!"