We knew remakes of Beyoncé's homemade (hotel-made?) "7/11" video would come flying in and here's one featuring all men. We can't have anything, not even Beyoncé.

This clip (h/t: Celebuzz) prominently features kale (because she wore this sweatshirt), guys dancing in leggings and spinning in a chair a la Bey. Watch it for the dancer voguing on a giant cushion around the 1:51 mark. Hire him, Beyoncé.