“Who the fuck told you that we splittin that bill” is my new group-dinner mantra. But Minaj just provided the first verse, like the doting mother she is; the track is meant to approximate how the game works, and subsequently showcases verses from users with varying degrees of skill— “Rappin with Nicki/I’m tappin that app” is a good line even though it’s shameless promotion. It also shows how fun this game probably is to play, but like many freestyle promotions before it—companies and media outlets have been doing this kind of thing for years, and Katy Perry’s app lets users sing and make their own videos—you probably really don’t want to listen to most of them. Still, virality is true currency in this deeply psychedelic era, so now that Vine’s dead maybe we’ll start seeing Nicki Minaj’s The Empire stars. Stranger things have happened!

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