Here’s That Man of Steel Porn Parody You Probably Can’t Masturbate To

Porn parodies aren’t really for titillation, right? They’re for watching after senior prom with a bunch of friends you’ll eventually drift apart from because the only memory you’ll share after another five years will be, “Hey, remember when we all drank grenadine spritzers and watched that stunt fulfill his heroic destiny as the last son of the dying planet Bonerton?”