Have mercy, Lifetime’s much-anticipated (?) The Unauthorized Full House Story is finally here.

Tonight we shall bear witness to the wizardry behind Uncle Jesse‚Äôs mullet, the origin story of the most famous twins that have ever twinned and if we‚Äôre lucky (?) some reference to the rumor of Dave Coulier being the inspiration for Alanis Morissette‚Äôs hit, ‚ÄúYou Oughta Know.‚ÄĚ

I’m scared!


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Image via Scott Schafer/Lifetime.