As we speak, Johnny Weir is at Churchill Downs right now dressed like an extra in a revival of Hello Dolly and it is truly a wonderful sight to behold.
Yes, that is a gold-winged Pegasus leaping out of the top of his hat (Weir gave us a tease of his hat earlier this week). Tara Lipinski also looks flawless in her lovely Derby hat. And yes folks, that is 80s rock legend and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora showing off some flair of his own.
We have long waited for this moment. Let's soak it in and enjoy all of the feathers. SO MANY FEATHERS.
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