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Here Is Proof Kanye West Will Never Get a Truly Fair Trial in Nashville

Photo via AP.
Photo via AP.

Totally cool and fun squad captain Taylor Swift is in court today in Nashville, where she is serving jury duty, because she was randomly selected from a pool of registered voters, and not because she called up every day for a month asking to come in. Though why wouldn’t she—she’s practically the patron saint of people excited by things like fulfilling their civic duty.

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Based on media from Monday morning, she’s also garnering a lot of praise at a time when the gap between headlines and her feminist-with-a-heart-of-gold public persona have never been wider.

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Already, if you can even believe it, evidence of her politesse has somehow trickled out of the jury room and on to Twitter. Observe a room full of people who are pretty sure they can get off work for a long trial, if that’s what Taylor’s doing.

One can only imagine the voir dire process. Q—“Mr. Smith, are there any elements of this case that might interfere with your ability to be fair and impartial?” A—“Is John Mayer involved?”

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The wheels of justice grind slow, but fine; Taylor Swift doesn’t grind at all, because that’s not her brand.

Former Gawker news editor

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DISCUSSION

So, am I ridiculous for really, really wanting to be a juror at least once? I was so bummed when the one time they actually confirmed that I needed to come in on the day of, that I got a flat tire on the way there and because AAA sucks and I was on 93 in MA, it took HOURS and then it was too late. And I had to get a signed statement from the AAA guy that he did indeed come on that date and time in order to avoid getting a fine. It sucked.