Here is Missy Elliott Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

You may have heard there was ~~an excuse to show terrible cheesy ads~~ a sporting event airing tonight in America which served as the setup for a Katy Perry mini-concert. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift’s sworn enemy, the big night was totally stolen from her by one Missy Elliott.

And what a glorious example of scene stealing it was. First of all, Perry came out on stage on a robotic version of Simba. Which was actually Illuminati symbolism, in case you didn’t know. Then she donned a Hot Dog on a Stick uniform and danced around with the cast of the Veggie Tales Live and some extras from Sharknado 2. And then she became a supernova. Or something. Her costume designer is literally a sentient glue gun running amok in the aisles of a Hobby Lobby. Also, Lenny Kravitz was ~~stoned~~ there.

But the best part was Elliott, who This was like inviting Meryl Streep to play bit part in the Okeechobee Community Theater production of Death of a Salesman. Elliott wasn’t just good, she was HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING FANTASTIC good.