Here Are Two Kittens Playing With A Straw

Amazing, this insight into the training of our youngling cat overlords. As you can see, this video was bravely shot by a man who dared to venture into a foreign land where they have their top secret training facilities. He risked his life to bring us this vital footage, which we here at Jezebel have passed on to Team Dog in accordance with the Geneva Convention.

(And yes, the video gets closer to them halfway through. So you can see the calculating menace in their eyes.)