Here Are Thirteen Dogs and a Cat Having a Classy Holiday Feast

The holidays are almost upon us—Christmas trees are twinkling in all the windows, stores are gouging prices for last minute shoppers and your neighbor had his first loud, drunk fight with his in-laws. It's definitely time to bust out the holiday-themed pet videos.

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I'll be honest, I think this is the classiest meal I have ever witnessed. The Queen of England herself could sit down at this table and be impressed by the manners and decorum of her fellow table guests. Obviously the best part is of course the cat, sitting there, silently judging all of them. "ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES. STOP MAKING PIGS OF YOURSELF AND START GIVING DIRTY LOOKS TO THE FOOD ON THE PLATE SO THE HUMANS KNOW THAT IS TERRIBLE AND NOT WORTHY TO PLACE BEFORE US."

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Team Cat Headquarters here,

We are delighted to see that footage of Holiday Furrfest 2014 has gone viral. Each year we host this event to bring the feline and canine communities together. Many of you stupi.. ahh unenlightened humans think that dogs and cats hate one another and are locked in an endless battle for pet status supremacy that will last until the end of days until finally great Cthulu will rise from Ryleh and subjugate us all. Nothing could be furrther from the truth (see what we did there). We absolutely love dogs! They distract you with their ever present need for affection and attention leaving us free to do ........other things. The point is in light of the holiday season we should all do our best to be good to one another and that means giving us catnip and petting us until we get a wild hair and scratch the shit out of you. Merry Scratchma...err Christmas.

Carry on.