Vh1’s reality offering Famous Food made its debut last night, and with a cast consisting of Eliot Spitzer’s ex-call girl, the more voluptuous half of Speidi, RHONJ‘s “prostitution whore,” The Sopranos’ “Big Pussy,” a former Bachelor, and the Three 6 Mafia, it was clear even before the first frame that this show would hit some sort of reality television nadir. And I love reality television nadirs, seriously. So I watched.