More on the curse of women around the World Cup: England striker Wayne Rooney and his wife are off to Barbados today, but she booked the trip two days before England was ousted from the tournament. Such betrayal! [DailyMail]
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She's trying to kill him. There's no sunscreen powerful enough to protect his lily-white chest from the cruel rays of the Caribbean sun.