Tinder is a death trap of superficial judgement, and New Girl actress Hannah Simone is here to warn you about the truth. She also notes that feigning total ignorance of the English language usually works when warding off unwanted male attention. Whatever works, right?

On Monday night's Conan, the actress dug into the weird stuff guys do when they are think they are flirting, like complimenting her calves. (That's not a compliment, dudes, that's weird. )As for Tinder, Simone thinks the whole "dating" selling point of the app is flawed if women and men are looking for completely different things, like marriage material and wild, hot, anonymous sex, respectively. Oh my God, I think I just realized that Tinder is a digital microcosm of dating in New York. *swipes right on life*

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