Handy Flowchart Helps Determine If You'll Die This Weekend

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If the Bible is correct, Judgment Day is happening this Saturday. How are you supposed to know if you'll be chosen or left behind? Luckily, the knowledgable folks at Peas and Cougars have created this handy chart:

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Good news for any of us scheduled to have your unpleasant visit from Aunt Flo this weekend — "unclean" women are in the clear! But if you're fond of cursing, sex, or any other fun stuff ("sins"), your blasphemous ass will be left behind.

[Via Peas And Cougars]

DISCUSSION

MargaretMoony
MargaretMoony

So what time will the Rapture start? I'll be partying pretty damn hard on Saturday night and I really don't want to interrupted by Rapturing people. Mama needs to get her Heathen party on.